Not Necessarily the News...

 

Sadly, CNN Newsfolk, Dana Bash, 40, and John King, 48, have split after less than four years of marriage. After living apart for the past few months, they've finally gone public with their shite news. I'm sure it's really fun around the network office for the pair of them! I really thought those informative kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Newsy Mc Newserson Correspondent in Philadelphia for the late breaking report.